Let's pass the time with some current news tidbits:
According to the U.S. News & World Report 1997 Career Guide, the bet job in the United States, for the second year in a row, is Interactive Business System Analyst. However, last year's worst job, Assistant Crack Whore, has been replaced by a new worst job: Crack Whore Trainee.
I don't know about you folks, but I think that's terrible. U.S. News & World Report is an established and dignified publication that many people count on, yet, they only released their 1997 Career Guide NOW??? It's ridiculous! Not to mention misleading! Up until now, most Crack Whore Trainees were probably under the assumption that they had a pretty decent job! But now, now they must be quite embarrassed I bet! Gosh.